Embroidered Patches

Be A Flirt & Lift Your Shit

Crazy Bitch

Unsociable

I Love Tacos

I Don’t Speak Dipshit

Boobies Make Me Smile

Loud Pipes Save Lives

It’s Not A Beard it’s A Saddle

Only Gay Cops Pull Me Over

Pitter Patter Let’s Get At’er

I Speak Fluent Sarcasm

Jack Daniel’s